In episode 1, host Paul DeBoy interviews participants in À Contre-Courant, Montreal's gay and lesbian masters' swim club. Linda of 'WOW Ladies' encourages women to insist their men get extensive plastic surgery. Addicted to Health's Felix laments being called fat by a sassy queen. The Fish of On the Hook discuss the salaries, among other things, of famous athletes. Equipment Shed deconstructs the traditional get-ups of football players. In Coach's Corner, Coach Jeff Fluff reveals his struggle with being an overweight athlete enthusiast. Nina Reports investigates Freedom Rings, a racing horse that has recently come out of the closet as gay.